Are you listening?
What do you say about the girl who’s already said everything there is to say? I mean really, she never shut up. Well she did, but it took this to make it happen!
Kidding aside, she was great, but I think she was the last one to know it. Could be because she was always talking that she never heard the kudos, but they were always there like white noise.
I have a feeling if she wrote her own eulogy it would go something like this:
“Hi there, howdy, hello…for someone who has lived her life ‘outside of the box’ you all sure didn’t waste any time putting me back in one! Is there a crank or a handle on the side so I can pop right back out?
I’m really sorry that I had to bring you all together like this. It would have been a lot more fun to sit around with a glass of Pinot and a game of Catch Phrase, but hey I’ll take the company any way I can get it. I just wish I had a little warning so I could have put my make-up on myself. This orange rouge isn’t cutting it and oh my gawwwd what did they do to my hair? Don’t you dare post this on FaceBook!
Come on, quick! Some one wipe this shit off my face and put my bangs back in my eyes where they belong for Pete’s sake and where the helly are my stilettos? Um hello? Who did these people think I was anyway?
Maybe that’s an unfair question. I don’t think anyone — even YOU, knew who I really was. Maybe I didn’t know either.”