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You’re Talking Out of Your Ass Again

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I’m sure we all do it at one time or another — me included, but there are some who take talking out of their ass to a whole new level. It’s a fart of words more offensive than any odious butt scent could ever be and they don’t even say, “Excuse me”.

Obviously I’m not tippy-toeing here.

I’m really sick of people talking out of their asses!

Everywhere I go I hear people talking out of their ass. I feel like I’m walking around with Googly Eyes.

It’s a freakin’ epidemic of flatulent fucks and I’m looking for an antidote, or at least some ear/nose plugs for my own poor psyche. I don’t know, I just might bleed out. Where’s the Gasex?

What is it about some people that they have the unnatural desire to opine on things they know little or nothing about; and to do so at someone else’s expense? Usually a someone they claim to care about and profess to be helping.

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If you don’t know anything about another’s finances and refuse to acknowledge what they say about them; or take into consideration any additional valid circumstances or situations at play…

…what makes you think anything you say about their finances will have a positive impact on them let alone be an opinion based on any kind of reality?

stop

If you don’t understand someone’s familial or marital relationships and refuse to acknowledge what they tell you about them; or take into consideration any additional valid circumstances or situations at play…

…what makes you think anything you say about their relationships will have a positive impact on them let alone be an opinion based on any kind of reality?

 stop

If you do not have a common disease or health issue with someone and refuse to acknowledge what they say about their own illness; or take into consideration any additional valid circumstances or situations at play…

…what makes you think anything you say about their illness will have a positive impact on them let alone be an opinion based on any kind of reality?

stop

If you do not understand modern technology in society and how it works and what the expectation is in today’s world (because you have chosen not to), and refuse to listen and learn about it…

…what makes you think anything you say about their use of technology will have a positive impact on someone let alone be an opinion based on any kind of reality?

stop

If you do not actually research things of importance (like politics, laws, health, education, etc) before opining on it…

…what makes you think anything you say about these topics will have a positive impact on someone let alone be an opinion based on any kind of reality?

stop

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23 comments on “You’re Talking Out of Your Ass Again

  1. Kylie
    December 10, 2013

    Oh hahahahahha!

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  2. Twindaddy
    December 10, 2013

    My ass has made some fairly profound comments in the past. If you have never met anyone who had anything useful to say from their ass and refuse to acknowledge what they say about their ass-speaking knowledge; or take into consideration any additional valid circumstances or situations at play…

    …what makes you think anything you say about their ass-talkery will have a positive impact on them let alone be an opinion based on any kind of reality?

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  3. olpha
    December 10, 2013

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  4. julienmatei
    December 12, 2013

    “Everywhere I go I hear people talking out of their ass.”

    :)))))

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    • Cheri
      December 12, 2013

      LOL it’s true don’t ya think? :p

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      • julienmatei
        December 13, 2013

        Sadly, it is.
        That´s why despite my love for meaningful company, I spend most of the time alone 😉

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      • Cheri
        December 13, 2013

        meeeee toooo LOL!!!

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  6. julienmatei
    December 13, 2013

    Well then,

    It´s a shame we are so far away – we could have taken a tea together along with a great conversation. 🙂

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    • Cheri
      December 13, 2013

      exactly! I can start the kettle… 😉

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      • julienmatei
        December 13, 2013

        Oh good. What tea do you like?

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      • Cheri
        December 13, 2013

        Ummm, I don’t? But, I can make some for ya while I sip a diet Coke :p

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      • julienmatei
        December 13, 2013

        A…that´s thoughtful of you.

        No but really, did you never try Indian tea – chai it´s
        called – with milk and spices?

        It´s delicious 🙂

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      • Cheri
        December 13, 2013

        I have and several others. There is something in both tea and coffee that actually makes me very ill very quickly so I avoid it. One time a co-worker handed me what I thought were chocolate covered nuts so I popped all of them in my mouth and started chewing…they weren’t nuts they were coffee beans and omg was i ill, not to mention I couldn’t sleep that night!!

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      • julienmatei
        December 13, 2013

        We´ll have a Vodka Martini stirred not shaken…:) 😛

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      • Cheri
        December 13, 2013

        make it extra dirty and we have a deal!

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      • julienmatei
        December 13, 2013

        Done 🙂

        Why aren´t also in this God damn country where I live – Sweden – such winsome and intelligent women like you?

        You should come here and teach people your great sense of humor.

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      • Cheri
        December 13, 2013

        I would in a heartbeat if I had a passport, a place to call him indefinitely and the money to get there 😉

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      • julienmatei
        December 13, 2013

        How come you don´t have a passport?
        Where do you reside?

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      • Cheri
        December 13, 2013

        I have never had a passport. I have never left the country. Currently I am in California, USA.

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