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1 pkg. thick skin
1 bag tenacity
3 c. integrity
2 c. resourcefulness
2 c. discipline
1 c. business savvy
1 c. commitment
1/4 c. introspection
1/4 c. open-mindedness
1/4 c. skepticism
First open the package and put on thick skin.
Mix the above ingredients well.
Fold in a liberal dose of accuracy, spelling and grammar.
Spritz with entrepreneurial spirit before sprinkling well with fearlessness.
Add safety measures to taste before serving to the public.
Store recipe and all leftovers in a cool, dark, secure place.
*preferably on a thumb-drive in a safety deposit box