What’s In My Stocking?

There are 15 items in my Christmas Stocking…

Based on the clues below, can you guess what’s in my stocking?

1. Less than half of the population has them. They usually come in pairs.

2. Fox News’ Megan Kelly would not appreciate getting one in her stocking.

3. There are 636 million reasons you would want one in your stocking too.

4. It could mean a “mess up”, it has also been used as a term for poop, but we eat it.

5. These come in many different sizes and used to all taste the same.

6. It is comprised of 54 squares in 6 colors.

7. Contrary to their name, these won’t make you fall.

8. “Pet” rocks don’t need water to grow, but these ones do.

9. They could be full of hot air.

10. You don’t drink this bubbly.

11. This can whisper or scream in your ear.

12. You burn me on purpose.

13. Some have no fingers.

14. A card that doesn’t open.

15.  My name also means to eat or drink voraciously

Have you figured out the 15 things in my stocking?

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